Ayo, I'm Jared.18. Gay. Gemini. French hornist. Bassoonist. Hispanohablante. Aspiring polyglot. Spanish/Linguistics major. University of Central Arkansas, Class of 2016.
Proud Brother of ΚΚΨ - EB Chapter - AX Line - Spring '13
Hey, I have Twitter. https://twitter.com/TheJaredHolt
YOUR3 ON MY R4D4R
Can we all take a moment to remember that Feferi is not that nice and Vriska is not that mean?
She also was pretty damn mean to Jade. I mean she called her a retard. Feferi really isn’t as nice as everyone thinks she is…
finally someone understands
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ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
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There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
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proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
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Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
I have no idea what kind of keyboard you just put up there for America…mine looks nothing like that…
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This is one of my favorite Doctor Who moments, by far.
Remember when Crowley was in Doctor Who? Superwholock everywhere
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